Sunday, September 30, 2007

Conversations with Coulson

Me:  Your underwear is on backwards.  Do you like to wear your underwear backwards?

Coulson:  Yes. I wish my penis was in the back and my bum was in the front.

Can you cut off my penis and glue it to my bum?

Me: No.

Coulson: Why not?

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