Conversations with Coulson

On medical technology:

Coulson:  What if shots didn't hurt but they tickled?  Instead of a needle, the shot could have fluffies.  And then it would explode.  BAM!

 

Coulson: Does the needle poke through your skin?

Me: Yes.

Coulson: Why doesn't it leave a hole in your skin?

Me: It does, but your skin heals itself..

Coulson:  No!  That's what the band-aid does.  Band-aids keep the hurt in.  It keeps the hurt in inside your body so it doesn't get out.

 

On tiredness or hunger?

I'm so tired I could barely eat a camel.  A camel with two humps.

 

To Charlie on a tire swing:

You have to hold on real tight.  You can't let go.  If you let go, you'll fall through and knock your eye out.  And your knocked out eye will be all yucky and then you'll die!

 

 

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